do you ever just start thinking about sex and zone out for a couple of seconds and stare into space and then you come back and you’re like ah shit i hope no one realised i was thinking about sex just now
The last one
I thought this was going to be a dirty joke then it was better
"In recognition of that, knowing it can never make up for your loss, we’d like to donate one month of our winnings to the families of the tributes. Every year. For the rest of our lives." - Peeta Mellark, THG: Catching Fire
you: driving in car
you: stops at stoplight
me: walks over and taps on windshield
you: rolls down window skeptically
me: hands you muffin
you: says thank you
me: you’re welcome have a good day
What is the point of this post
me: what is the point of you asking what the point is
my linguistics textbook just pointed out that unlockable could either mean “able to be unlocked” or “not able to be locked.”
Life tip: bring a book with you everywhere you go
Life pro tip: bring two, in case you finish the first one.
Bigger life pro tip: Bring a kobo/kindle with you everywhere so you have an entire library with you at all times.
Ultimate life pro tip: live in a library and never ever leave.
Supreme life tip: Become a library
does the ‘science side of tumblr’ actually exist???
science side of tumblr what do you think?
thank you science side